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American hacked to death over $1.60 cab fare, Thai police say
Mon Jul 8, 2013
Keep the change!
AP CEO calls records seizure unconstitutional
Sun May 19, 2013
Idiots that think it's Obama or Nixon or Bush or whatever, it's been going on for a long, long time. Our freedoms have disappeared more and more with almost no one marching in the streets as this is happening. Now if we can get the younger generation to look up and get their lazy asses off their com …
Mom convinces son he has cancer to scam money from friends, cops allege
Fri Apr 26, 2013
Can't we make humans get tested for a "childs license" before reproducing? Probably not. We would end up with only a handfull of people left in this strange country of ours.
5 killed, 13 hurt after SUV rolls over near Tucson
Mon Apr 22, 2013
Now if we can only get the dirty Republicans to stop hiring all these illegals for their domestic help...
'Ideal' Penis Size Depends on Guy's Height
Tue Apr 9, 2013
Give the author an inch and she thinks she's a ruler!
'God held me': Coming back from the brink of death is possible, says doctor
Tue Feb 26, 2013
Thousands of people have travelled down their 3rd eyes and stepped into the beautiful light and have felt a love that cannot be described. It happened to me in Big Sur California. You don't even need to be dead to experience this. People in India have known this for thousands of years.
19 tourists die as hot air balloon catches fire in Egypt
Tue Feb 26, 2013
I think this is how Jerry Lee Lewis got his inspiration to write "Great Balls of Fire"...
No horse in IKEA meatballs in the US, store says
Mon Feb 25, 2013
Horse meat is actually higher in all nutrients than in other meats. Maybe they should start charging more for their meatballs!
Boy, 5, shot in his bedroom in NYC
Sat Feb 23, 2013
It's simple. If the gun was one of the parents. Put them both in prison for being complete idiots and unfit to even have children.
Pistorius bail hearing in chaos as lead detective is axed from case
Thu Feb 21, 2013
If they let him out on bail, they better put an ankle bracelet on his....blade!
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